Silly Bug Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny

What did one flea say to the other flea?

Should we walk home, or take a dog?

What game do elephants play with ants?

Squash!

What did the mother grasshopper say to her children?

Hop to it.

What did the judge say when the stinkbug entered the courtroom?

Odor in the court!

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